I, Death

Hello, said Death. You’ve been mocking me.
I looked Death in the eye. Hi Death, I said.
I don’t have time for pleasantries, said Death.
Ah well, as always, you’re too busy, foreclosing on life.
Mock me not, mortal screamed Death.
See? That’s the problem with you Death. You need to learn to relax.
Relax?! RELAX?! Do you think I have time to relax?
Well, considering there are so many people who need to die, I guess not.
Death took a deep breath…listen, I’m tired of you.
Hmmm…I wondered aloud Why again?